“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a permanent wall of a house. In both cases, the skydiver and home dweller would ideally be a politician. ”
“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians didn’t have bricks for brains. ”
“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”
“A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.”
“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. ”
“A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician. ”