“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a permanent wall of a house. In both cases, the skydiver and home dweller would ideally be a politician.
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“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians didn’t have bricks for brains.
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“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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“A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician.
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“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
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“A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket could be used to describe somebody warm and easygoing.
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