“A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps on me every night from the tree across the street.
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“A brick could be used to ascertain the truth. And then logically, a non-brick could be used to detect the lie. What kind of things are non-bricks? Well, anything from blankets to lies. So therefore, a lie could be used to detect a lie, and all this logic makes me want to grab a blanket and lie down—and that’s the truth. 
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“A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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“A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a zoopkatofka, which itself could be used like a Wexlybexter Device (the one with the hand crank, not the one with the foot peddles). Gosh, I hope I clarified at least one thing for you.
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“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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