“A brick could be used like March 5th marches in a marching band. And guess what, as the marching band director, I am the cement that holds everyone’s shoes in sync at the bottom of the Hudson River.
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“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”

“A date is a place, a destination. March 5th, 1982 is the ideal tourist trap.”

“On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!”

“I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time.”

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.
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“I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust.”