“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate? 
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“A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks. But we wouldn’t have to go through all that trouble if you’d just eat the bricks I put on your plate.
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“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then I guess you wouldn’t like to pour you a glass of wine. It’s a shame, because I made it myself. 
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“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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