“A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically, would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole.
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“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. 
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“The best way to dig yourself out of a hole, is with a dead guy’s fingernails. Then, once you’re out of the hole, finish burying that dead guy before the cops arrive.”

“A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool thing about a brick is not only would it have zero emissions, but it would also have a top speed greater than that of most American cars.
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“I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?”

“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”