“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. ”
“A brick could be used as a cock block. ”
“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget yes altogether, but use brick for every response except one: What object did you use to carry out the killing? ”
“I could use the company but I can't go through the pain of getting it.”
“A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically, would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole. ”
“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.” ”