“A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow hiss on giraffe shaft stroke a local bloke bludgeon Armageddon—not my arm, Sorry, I think I just had a stroke.
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“I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows it for me. Meow!”

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate? 
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“I have a rating system I apply to all people. Mao Zedong might have a Meow Factor of four, but I like to keep my Meow Factor as close to zero as I can. This system is not to be confused with my HV methodology, where I assign myself a Hooray Value of five.”

“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I do but say, “Meow.”

“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a knife. And cats are masters at getting into boxes, so here, try opening it with my portable meow maker.
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“I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.”