“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

“A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket could be used to describe somebody warm and easygoing.
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“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a permanent wall of a house. In both cases, the skydiver and home dweller would ideally be a politician.
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“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
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“A brick could be used to ascertain the truth. And then logically, a non-brick could be used to detect the lie. What kind of things are non-bricks? Well, anything from blankets to lies. So therefore, a lie could be used to detect a lie, and all this logic makes me want to grab a blanket and lie down—and that’s the truth. 
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