“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 
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“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.
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“A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.
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“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy.
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“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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