“A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole milk. ”
“If I had a half, I’d split it in half and share it with you. That’s love. Then I’d go find the other half and enjoy the whole thing by myself.”
“A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.”
“It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an empty pint pot. I had to see how much was there, though, and now I know.”
“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.”
“Glass half empty, glass half full. Well, either way you won't be going thirsty, count your blessings not your flaws...”