“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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“I’d eat a mosquito to satisfy my hunger for an itch.”

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy.
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“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the person or object of your desire. A brick works best, however, when the focus of your lust is the brick itself. 
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“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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