“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message. ”
“Don't send me a text message. I seldom respond to them. Use poetry.”
“Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!”
“I sit up straight and do the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency, which is send a text message.”
“If you've got a message, send a telegram.”
“Send message to the future by writing it today!”