“A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he come from? Probably Washington DC.
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“Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to build the homeless people homes? Oh yeah, because that’s not the sort of smart decision DC makes.
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“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient wheels. Ha! Let’s see Tony Hawk do tricks on that board. Actually, he probably could.
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“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate? 
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“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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