“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.
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“Move not unless you see an advantage; use not your troops unless there is something to be gained; fight not unless the position is critical.”

“A brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our children, as I don't actually have any kids—but certainly your children. Skeptical? A brick could better protect your children than all the Federal government agencies combined.
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“If you're not going to use your free speech to criticize your own government, then what the hell is the point of having it?”

“Accept criticism. If you do not offer your work for criticism and accept that criticism, meaning give it serious thought and attention, then you will never improve.”

“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the person or object of your desire. A brick works best, however, when the focus of your lust is the brick itself. 
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