“A brick could used to translate and transform long cuneiform texts into shorter tweets. Sure, just take the brick and smash the clay tablets, and each broken fragment should be roughly 140 characters.”

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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“A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real identities. I’m talking about clones, because just like bricks, each clone is exactly like the next. 
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“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 
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“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough.
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“I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotional wall, but a wall made of bricks. Those bricks could be used to keep out his bullshit. Bricks could transform him from friend into neighbor, and I think that’s pretty special.
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