“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will taste great in your mouth.”

“My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”

“To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients.”

“Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient.”

“The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least two words.”

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

“Turn the fan off when I’m talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it distorts and dilutes what I’m saying.”