“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the middle of the two—he’s on top, with the lawyer being well below the garbage man.”

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians and lobbyists. In three words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And finally, in four words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, and bankers.”

“Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.”

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”

“I haven't met many lawyers that I didn't like. But then again, I haven't met many lawyers.”

“Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.
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“America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers. Make that three words. Add politicians to that list. Oh, and don’t forget the lobbyists.”