“A Cyclops on a unicycle juggling three giant eyeballs couldn’t compare to the balanced vision my writing presents. In fact, noted linguist and translation expert Dora J. Arod had these flattering words to say about my writing: “I wouldn’t read Jarod’s writing—not even if he paid me to read it. And he does pay me to read his writing, but that doesn’t mean I do.” Of course the quote continued on, but that was the only part that was praising.”

“People always see me writing and ask me if they can read my writing. The answer is yes, after I publish it and they pay for it.”

“What I like most about reading is I can read in minutes what it took the author hours to write. What I like most about writing is readers can read in minutes what it took me seconds to write.”

“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”

“Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!
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“When I can’t write I read. When I can’t read I sleep. And when I can’t sleep I write.”

“This is my logo for Dora J. Arod”