“A great band name would be Tickling Whiskers. Especially if the lead singer is a cat. I’d love to audition for backup dancer.”

“I always thought I’d make a great backup singer. I don’t practice. It’s just pure talent.”

“I want to be my own wedding singer at my own wedding. But first I’ll have to audition.”

“I wonder if the singer named Seal got his name by using his cheeks as chumming material for Great White sharks.”

“If my name were Isaac Newton, would I be a famous no name? I’d have worldwide and historical name recognition, yet I’d be anonymous.”

“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited.”

“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.”