“A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.”

“Knowing where you come from is just as important as knowing who you aren’t. You aren’t your own clone.”

“Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.”

“I couldn’t steal an idea. Not even if my clone came up with it. But I could steal your heart—even if my clone had it stored in a cryogenic freezer.”

“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d automatically think your clone was more attractive.”

“I may give up on life one day, but that doesn’t mean my clones will just roll over and die. There are just too many people who need my help, people willing to pay for my services.”

“A high five is a two-person applause. Me and my clone will be excited to clap for you after we present you with the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award. Keep up the great writing!”