“A man who claims to be 32 degrees is one freezing freemason. That man must make love with all the warmth of a shadowy secret.”

“I’m a 33rd degree mason, which is one degree above freezing.”

“If you’re looking for someone to stand in the unemployment line, I’m the man for the job. And if you’re looking for a man who will make love to you all night long, then I’m the man for the job. I will help you find that man.”

“-My son was 32 when he died.
-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?”

“In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.”

“The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his mouth all the time.”

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.
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