“A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 
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“Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.”

“A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.
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“A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. I’ll take the two largest pieces, or half, whichever makes me appear the most generous.”

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because between two and four minus two is an infinite number of numbers.”

“I don’t call watches watches, I call them grasps, because one, they grasp onto your wrist, and two, time isn’t something you can watch; it’s a concept you have to grasp.”

“Teamwork is me helping you build a brick wall that will come between us and forever divide us. Division through unity.
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