“A miracle every day would cease to be miraculous—it would be mundane. Though even a boring sunset is still glorious.”

“Nonstop sunny days would be boring. We need the gloom to highlight the highs.”

“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching me, whether I watch her or not.”

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”

“I want to design sleeveless jackets for armless men. I'm still trying to work out how they would zip it up though.”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared to boxing, it would be downright thrilling. 
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“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them on the other side of eternity.”