“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”
“I know the pleasure of pulling up root vegetables. They are solvable mysteries.”
“Maybe I won't look so bad when you're not standing next to me.”
“DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death”
“When things (in the vegetable world) have displayed their luxuriant growth, we see each of them return to its root.”
“It a heasy t'ing to live for de lightnin' crack hillumination of possession. It heasy to hide in de dark o' faith, pretendin' dat anyt'in' dat skitter an' scuttle in de night is jus' bad himagination. It a heasy t'in' jus' to stay where you at. Grow roots. Vegetate. Be a potato.”