“A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself from consumerism.”

“I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them.”

“I need to protect myself from myself. And my clone.”

“Maybe I could hear better if my ears weren’t flipped inside out. Unlike a cat’s ears, you can’t tell mine are flipped over. But they must be, because I only seem to listen to myself.
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“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.”

“She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down question mark.”

“I want to assure you, I’m not that kind of pervert. But don’t worry, goat lady, there’s somebody for everybody. Or anybody for nobody. Maybe I have that backwards, and upside down.”