“A statue shaped like a mute. It will leave you speechless.”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are shaped like leaves. But my love, that is shaped like a tree.”

“What if leaves changed shape as well as color? You can teach a man to fish, or you can introduce him to a woman named Fish who happens to look like a trout.”

“If love melted like a statue made of butter, would you consider me a pancake or a waffle?”

“Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.”

“The statue stood quiet and still, like the silhouette of a tired mime.”

“My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.”