“A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.”

“If I’m having a conversation with my clone, am I having an interior dialogue externally?”

“When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in.”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took away his ability to shoot three pointers.”

“When my internal voice goes external, and I’m in a noisy crowd, I can hardly hear myself think.”

“The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone.”

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friends that I have, probably because I’m weirder than normal.”