“A volt is a measure of power, and the same can be said when people revolt.”

“I don’t encourage chaos to initiate a revolution. The only reason to revolt is because the people find the government revolting.”

“People come and people go, but only a magical person can come and go at the same time.”

“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit of measurement for love).”

“Love isn’t measured in feet and miles, it’s measured in hands and hands on. (Yesterday at 3:33 pm I spoke to the Prime Minister of Orafouraville about your recent skin condition, and he said he’d send over his best cartographer to map the growing infection).”

“Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!
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“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the wordsmith, because he can influence your emotions and cognitions. And while you are standing there pondering what he said, he can rob you of your gold and your identity.”