“A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?”

“Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.”

“Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.”

“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need it?
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“The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me.”

“A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter.”

“I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talking?
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