“About money-grubbing women, here’s my stance: Bring on the gold diggers. I’ve got nothing to offer but pyrite.”
“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my cleanliness. I’d also wonder if dating a beautiful yellow bulldozer was wise. Is my bulldozer nothing but a gold digger?”
“There’s fool’s gold—pyrite—and then there’s fool’s gold—gold owned by idiots willing to trade it for worthless dollars. ”
“I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.”
“Sorry. But I don't need some money-grubbing preacher defining my relationship with God.”
“Money brings you the women you want, struggle brings you the women you need.”