“Add smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.”

“Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while you rest and then take out only that one guy.”

“Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.”

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.”

“I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it.”

“The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?”