“After being videotaped, I found that I talk a lot with my hands. Especially if my hands are covered with socks. I guess I get really nervous on first dates.”

“I was looking for a reassuring hand to hold and steady my own, and I finally found it on the other side of my body.”

“Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand.”

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

“I have seen the deadly effects of love first hand, and I have seen them with my second hand (the left one).”

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.”

“I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?”