“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”

“English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.”

“To most people, if you’re muttering, you might as well be speaking a foreign language. I should know, because in college I took two years of muttering.”

“Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.”

“In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.”

“The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.”

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 hours. And come on, Polish would take at least 24 hours to conquer.”