“Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.”
“Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.”
“Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die.”
“Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.”
“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
“Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.”