“An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of an apple anyway?”

“I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs.”

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

“Sometimes writing is easy. Other times it’s as hard as trying to eat a whole whale, after the whale has just eaten you.”

“I tell people she’s a pile of apples, and that I can’t wait to get in cider.”

“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibrating ab belts and getting a workout.”

“I want a piece of apple pie so large I could wedge a For Sale sign in it and make all the real estate agents in town jealous.”