“Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.”

“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.”

“Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.”

“The future seems so crowded to me. All I see is me, me, me, me, me and a million other clones of myself.”

“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.”

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones.”

“A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. Killing your own clone is the only time you could commit murder and suicide at the same time by killing just one person.”