“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.”

“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me, Tuesday! Please don’t Wednesday with my emotions.”

“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.”

“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t know why he fired me. I thought “Dick Nose” was a delightfully cute name.”