“Are you cool enough to live on Me street? It’s a one-way street, you know.”

“The ultimate dead end is murder. My house is on a dead-end street, and it’s killing me. My house is so small it’s trying to suffocate me.”

“If I had a vulva, I’d let you drive it like a Volvo. It’s all about safety. You could probably park on the street, but you might get a ticket.”

“It’s disturbing to me that criminals are freely roaming the streets of our nation’s capital. I’m not talking about escaped prison inmates—I’m talking about politicians.”

“If I had a street named after me, I’d carry that around instead of a driver’s license for ID. You are what’s named after you.”

“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone.
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“If you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.”