“Are you happy to be standing here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over six inches.”

“Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet.”

“I planted a tree. You’d think my neighbors would be happy for the shade it would provide them, but no, they said I planted it too close to their house. Since when is six inches too close?”

“I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.”

“Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s all the erection I can muster.”

“Don’t bother calling the cops, because nobody can find me here. I know, because after all these years, I’m still trying to find myself.”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”