“Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.”
“Try not to take this the wrong way, but your brain is smarter than you are.”
“Stress level: extreme. It's like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles, and they were fermenting, and about to explode.”
“When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.”
“If you dedicate your attention to discipline in your life you become smarter while you are writing than while you are hanging out with your pals or in any other line of work.”
“How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”