“Armadillo? I’d rather arm civilians.”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.”

“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And as love is mostly made up of sugar water, I’d rather be a hummingbird caged in your heart.”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch football than football.” But I’m just teasing them, and they know I’d really rather watch football than football.”

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“I’d rather go into a competition as the underdog. Less pressure to perform, and more motivation.”