“As a point of fact, the best apologies don’t come at the point of a sword, they come freely and of one’s own volition, hours and sometimes even days after the torture session has ended.”

“The pinnacle of every conversation is coming to the point.”

“Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.”

“I’ll stab you with a pointy thingy. Not a sword, a knife, or even a mountaintop. No, I’ll use my index finger—and just to make a point about violence.”

“Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. Even the word “sideways” comes out straight.”

“A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.”

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate? 
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