“As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.”

“The wind held the door open for me, and I appreciated it. Who knew the breeze was such a southern gentleman?”

“Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a person.”

“I talk about talking like I listen to listening—in a room with mirrored walls that makes me appreciate the infinity that is God.”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I guess I am grateful that at least I was born with my very own litter box.”

“The task may be simple for me, but if I make it look too easy, you won’t appreciate it as much as if I pretend to struggle to help you out. 
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“If anybody can appreciate fine music, it's me. I mean who else can hit multiple octaves with their armpits?”