“As a way for both of us to make money, I’ll hold you hostage, while at the same time, you’ll be holding me hostage,” I said to Orafoura. “Won’t the ransom money you pay to me cancel out the money I’ll pay to you?” Orafoura said. “Not if I shoot you first. Then I’ll have all the ransom money!”
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