“As an extreme method of saving, I’d kidnap myself, if I thought I’d actually pay the ransom money before I committed suicide.”
Jarod Kintz
This Book is Not for Sale
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“I need a million dollars to pay the ransom on my kidnapped poodle.”
Olivia Cunning
Backstage Pass
“The Garretts were my bedtime story, long before I ever thought I’d be part of the story myself.”
Huntley Fitzpatrick
My Life Next Door
“I’d always thought I was above being fascinated by anyone but myself.”
Maggie Stiefvater
The Scorpio Races
“I’d thought he was stars and then I’d thought he was a fox. I had thought I’d been alone, but I hadn’t.”
Beth Kephart
Undercover
“If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was less than the value of the money I found, and obviously it would be, in which case I’d keep the money.”
Jarod Kintz
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious