“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roof over your head.”

“If I had a necklace made out of tiny suns, I’d only wear it at night when you could really see it. Sadly, I don’t have a necklace like that. The closest thing I have is a necklace made out of those glow in the dark stars you stick to bedroom ceilings. But I only wear that on special occasions, like bedtime. 
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“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it on the pubic region of a lobbyist.”

“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”

“Man should have a solid foundation under his feet, and a roof over his mouth.”

“A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.
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“If you listen to the rain long enough, you’ll eventually soak up the wisdom.”