“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”

“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?”

“If my skin wasn’t flesh, but was tinfoil, I’d probably not only be left-handed, but I’d be a leftover. I guess the real question is, Would you rather make love to me or make dinner?”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
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“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d automatically think your clone was more attractive.”

“If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping.”