“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“If love were seaweed, I’d ask myself one question: Are you the sort of person who’d swim through it, or would you rather eat it? As for me, pass me my Speedo, and a spoon.”

“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?”

“You mean Teletubbies? (Berith)The fact that you know what they’re called, Berith, truly scares me. (Jericho)As a demon of torture, it behooves me to know all things that are deeply annoying. You’d be amazed how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as Teletubbies. (Berith)Not really. I’d rather battle a brain-eating zombie any day than hear them sing. (Jericho)”

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”