“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And as love is mostly made up of sugar water, I’d rather be a hummingbird caged in your heart.”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the romantic me.”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch football than football.” But I’m just teasing them, and they know I’d really rather watch football than football.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”

“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?”