“Aside from those few times I’ve killed a man, I’m not a violent person.”

“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt like I was cheating on one person with the same person. 
”

“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”

“Personally, I’ve been here since 1982, and I’d say it’s about time for breakfast.”

“I want to find myself as a person, and I’ve enlisted the help of my clone to aid me in this. It’s like finding Waldo, except I’m only half wearing the red and white sweater, because I’m only half-finished knitting it.”

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not into redundancy, and you’re already dead.”

“I’m not getting fat and lazy. I’ve always been lazy. C’mon, I’m American!”